skeletonpart:during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton
the SKELETON MAN
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part man, part skeleton?
yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton
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stereotypical rpg villain dark lord final boss of whatever gets summoned with the magical items of whatever being brought together. however, instead of a lesser villain summoning them, it is a small girl who happened upon the items and took them home with her because she thought…
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"Boy what a game, Bob. Raymoo Hackery, all-star offensive line for many, many seasons, probably thought going up against these rookies was going to be a cakewalk. And for the first 90% it was, but then in the last 20%, BOOM! Kanakow Yoosaka, fresh off the bench, but with an incredible defensive game. Just look at this. Here, here, here - you can’t get through that! Heck, you can’t even see her behind all that. Now, Raymoo can normally pick out narrow lanes like these, but I think over-confidence got the best of her. Oh well, Raymoo, there’s always next season. Bob?”
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
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