Geriatric Fucker

Aug 23

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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(via pocketmartin)

absiste:

absiste:

important news
this smells like really intense artificial berries and it’s bright blue and it’s covered in wolves


Ě̹͙̩͙̒ͣ̍X̀̚T̫̳͓̲̬ͩ̃̋ͅȒ̨̙̗͔̜̅ͮ̓E͇̪̠̱̙̬͛͂̽͋ͫ̒M̛͙͔͍̯Ȇ͓͈̬̆̑̅͡ ͎̗͔̲̘B̺ͨ̓ͫ̑̓̑͜ͅȆ̴̮̺͇̭̪͍͕͌R̶̯̠͍̤̐̔͌ͯͮR̴ͩ̒̅̓̌̅̚Y͔͓̙̲̗̞͐̍̓ͥ̉ͅD̳̼̱̻̦̟̆͊͊̚Ĕ̞̫̤̳͈̬͒̾A̲̐͊̓̋͋TH̛̘

absiste:

absiste:

important news

this smells like really intense artificial berries and it’s bright blue and it’s covered in wolves

Ě̹͙̩͙̒ͣ̍X̀̚T̫̳͓̲̬ͩ̃̋ͅȒ̨̙̗͔̜̅ͮ̓E͇̪̠̱̙̬͛͂̽͋ͫ̒M̛͙͔͍̯Ȇ͓͈̬̆̑̅͡ ͎̗͔̲̘B̺ͨ̓ͫ̑̓̑͜ͅȆ̴̮̺͇̭̪͍͕͌R̶̯̠͍̤̐̔͌ͯͮR̴ͩ̒̅̓̌̅̚Y͔͓̙̲̗̞͐̍̓ͥ̉ͅD̳̼̱̻̦̟̆͊͊̚Ĕ̞̫̤̳͈̬͒̾A̲̐͊̓̋͋TH̛̘

(via liroxiv)

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.
“Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.

Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

(via fevertrip)

Aug 22

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via fevertrip)

Transphobic U.S. Congressman edits Wikipedia to include hate speech for Laverne Cox    -

sunshien:

glutenfreevodka:

wdya:

Someone with an IP address sourcing to the House of Representatives just edited the Orange Is the New Black Wikipedia page with the telling summary of “not a woman.”

That’s right, this Congressman edited out a sentence hailing the show for including “the first ever women-in-prison narrative to be played by a real transgender woman.”  What did he replace it with?  Hate speech.

The Congressman called Cox a “man pretending to be a woman,” and linked to an offensive article by National Review Online aptly titled “Laverne Cox Is Not a Woman.”

The change has since been reversed and the IP address has been banned from editing Wikipedia for a month, but you can see the original edit he made in the link above.

The change was spotted by a Twitter bot which tweets out links any time a Congressional IP address edits Wikipedia.

Spread this like wildfire.

(articles on The A.V. Club, Yahoo, and NY Daily News)

Oh my god

i don’t know if everyone else knows about this or not, but i just went onto the twitterbot’s page and this is not just about laverne cox, someone from congress has been editing multiple articles concerning transgender people (mostly women) and laverne was probably the first trans celebrity they could think of, other edits have been made including:

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this is not just about laverne cox, do not just make it about laverne cox, this is not one person being transphobic towards a celebrity we like, there is someone in congress with an agenda of misinformation actively trying to slander the trans community through wikipedia.

(via hinoneko)

1enkagamine:

say your fucking prayers nanako

1enkagamine:

say your fucking prayers nanako

(via the-real-jesus-christ)

erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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(via fevertrip)

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod, via 01012012)