I took a dandelion from outside and used it as a stamp
hanging out w/ friends:
people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
what it is it with children why is everything seemingly aimed to kill them like why did that car head towards her when it had an entire field to roll into why is it always the corner of a table how is it even possible for a golf club to fly 30 feet just to hit a 6 year old on the head it’s like probability is broken when it comes to children
It’s a cute little thing though.
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
People discussing the sexuality of characters in MGS series is so interesting because
idk he either sleeps with everyone or everyone wants to sleeps with him, that’s it, that’s the main reason everything goes wrong in this game
Gayer than everyone above, literally everything that goes wrong in the series is because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants for the guy above
STAND PROUD by Jin Hashimoto (FULL VERSION!)
from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Opening Theme)
my pants are already off
nowyoukno some last words
I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew
"Quite the contrary"
VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE
Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.